

'I'm not a cutter.'I'm not a cutter.'I'm not a cutter.'
Cats did it. Not my cats I don't have cats, I knew that you knew that. My friends' cats did it. Silly things, they are. Which friend? No one you know. Honest. I know they look bad, but cats did it.
I fell into a gorse bush. Hahaha, yeah, I know, I'm so clumsy. No? I was drunk; you've not seen me drunk. I always fall over when I'm drunk. Ask my friends. Honest. I fell into a gorse bush.
My hand slipped when I was cooking. I know, it looks bad, but you should have seen the blood! No, of course I'm not happy about it. I know it's going to scar. It's okay. Honest. I just slipped. &
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Fuckin' penguins, always wearin' their suits and shit, like they're goin' somewhere important. They live in the south pole; ain't shit to do there.
[credit to hammockmonkey of SF for that /awesome/ rant]
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**<3** ari
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- Oh...wait Roxas ARE U GAY? sora Asked.
- Uhm yeah i tought u knew.
- No i didnt.. But yaay i have a gay friend now whe can be gay togheter.
'Oh god' Roxas tought.
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laurentkoffel.com
I greatly appreciate it!
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wake me from this lucid dream
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Moi;; COME AND WASTE YOUR LIFE AWAY.
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i know my comments are brief, but im not a critic, just an admirer.
new competition - dooo iiiiiiit
feel like a challenge ?
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oui je suis de retour avec pleins d amour et d humour!
:iconquinquin: ayé fiançé, maintenant pax!
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